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Lower Than Solo

Anthony D’Alessandro, in Deadline’s box-office analysis of The Mandalorian and Grogu, quoting pre-release social chatter tracked by RelishMix:

“Apathy is creeping in, which is more dangerous than outrage, with many opting to wait for streaming.”

Star Wars isn’t dying loud. It’s dying bored.

The Mandalorian and Grogu was supposed to be the safe play — first theatrical Star Wars in seven years, the characters that launched Disney+, Dave Filoni’s credibility with the faithful, a $165 million budget instead of Solo’s production circus. Memorial Day. No real counterprogramming. Disney’s pom-poms were ready.

It opened to $98 million domestic over four days. That is lower than Solo — the film Disney itself treated as a franchise cautionary tale for half a decade.

Outrage you can monetize. Apathy you can’t. RelishMix nailed the pre-release mood: mixed-negative chatter, lore complaints, Disney-era trust issues — but the killer line was “Who cares about Star Wars anymore.” Not angry. Not boycotting. Just… done.

Disney did this to itself. For seven years the brand lived on Disney+ as elevated television — homework for the faithful, background noise for everyone else. Then it asked people to pay IMAX prices for what is, functionally, a longer episode. PostTrak exits: 39% of the audience wants to watch it again on streaming; 38% wants to see it again in a theater. Even the people who showed up aren’t asking for a theatrical event.

Disney will spin the ancillaries — Grogu toys, park missions, Burger King cups, the whole $100 million partner campaign. Fine. Merchandise revenue is not cultural gravity. A billion-dollar toy line can keep an IP on life support forever without anyone treating a new movie like a national holiday.

The franchise isn’t collapsing. It’s being downgraded from mythology to inventory. And the scariest part is that Disney might not even notice the difference.